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IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, LINUX IS A LOT LIKE THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE
IT GRANTS YOU POWER BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, AT THE EXPENSE OF BEING A PASTY, DISGUSTING NERD WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO CHANCE OF EVER GETTING LAID
EVER
ANYWAY, WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!
I'M NOT GOING TO SEE IT THOUGH
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT REMEMBERS THAT THE COMMERCIALS FOR STAR WARS EPSIDOE 1 AND 2 ALSO LOOKED AWESOME, AND THEN THE MOVIE TURNED OUT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL BALL OF CGI CRAP, LACKING ANY COHERENCY OR DEPTH OF PLOT, COUPLED WITH SOME OF THE WORST ACTING EVER TO GRACE THE SILVER SCREEN?
I HAVE GIVEN IT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT AND I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY REASON THAT THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS TRILOGY WAS ANY GOOD WAS BECAUSE IT HAD HARRISON FORD IN IT
HE'S COOL IN MY BOOK
I GUESS DARTH VADER WAS COOL TOO, WHICH BRINGS ME TO ONE FINAL QUESTION - HOW IS THAT WHINY FAGGOT ANAKIN SKYWALKER SUPPOSED TO BECOME FUCKING DARTH VADER, THE DARKEST BADASS TO EVER HOLD A SHINY LASER STICK???
I MEAN, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, UNLESS FALLING INTO A PIT OF LAVA OR WHATEVER THE HELL IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO HIM AT THE END OF THE FILM IMBUES HIM WITH INCALCUABLE AMOUNTS OF AWESOME
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND A PIT OF LAVA TO TEST IT OUT IN :(??
I AM NOT SEEING THE THIRD STAR WARS FILM
ALSO I AM ZANNO | 
